i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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