we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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