Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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