I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
