is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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