hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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