New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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