I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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