at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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