Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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