her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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