toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Randomize
