so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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