I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
