Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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