i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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