Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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