i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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