We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just found a bag of teeth...
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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