so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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