Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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