How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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