Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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