I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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