She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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