It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Every concussion has its silver lining
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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