They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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