wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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