It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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