What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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