that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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