direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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