brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
