bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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