The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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