these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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