please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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