What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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