no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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