420 ftw
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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