She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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