I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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