the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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