Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
