Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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