I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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