So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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