I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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