I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
