ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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